1 00:00:01,867 --> 00:00:04,402 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 00:00:04,470 --> 00:00:06,738 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:09,307 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4 00:00:09,375 --> 00:00:10,876 Heroes in a half shell 5 00:00:10,943 --> 00:00:12,444 Turtle power 6 00:00:12,511 --> 00:00:15,780 They're the world's most fearsome fighting team 7 00:00:15,847 --> 00:00:17,482 We're really hip. 8 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:19,518 They're heroes in the half shell 9 00:00:19,585 --> 00:00:21,152 and they're green 10 00:00:21,220 --> 00:00:22,453 Hey, get a grip. 11 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:25,290 When the evil Shredder attacks 12 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:27,792 these turtle boys don't cut him no slack 13 00:00:27,859 --> 00:00:30,161 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 14 00:00:30,229 --> 00:00:33,131 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 15 00:00:33,198 --> 00:00:36,668 Splinter taught them to be ninja teens 16 00:00:36,735 --> 00:00:38,236 He's a radical rat. 17 00:00:38,304 --> 00:00:41,339 Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines 18 00:00:41,406 --> 00:00:42,607 That's a fact, Jack. 19 00:00:42,674 --> 00:00:44,542 Raphael is cool but rude 20 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:46,077 Gimme a break ! 21 00:00:46,145 --> 00:00:48,346 Michelangelo is a party dude 22 00:00:48,414 --> 00:00:50,915 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 23 00:00:50,983 --> 00:00:53,418 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 24 00:00:53,485 --> 00:00:56,187 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 25 00:00:56,255 --> 00:00:57,689 heroes in a half shell 26 00:00:57,757 --> 00:00:58,990 Turtle power 27 00:01:22,281 --> 00:01:23,514 April O'Neil: crime-- 28 00:01:23,582 --> 00:01:26,484 it's something we take for granted. 29 00:01:26,552 --> 00:01:28,853 it's simply a day-to-day fact of life 30 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,121 in the big city. 31 00:01:32,291 --> 00:01:34,926 but occasionally, a crime occurs 32 00:01:34,993 --> 00:01:37,328 so baffling that even we city dwellers 33 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:39,030 sit up and take notice. 34 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:41,232 3 scientific equipment companies, 35 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:43,601 3 robberies, and what was stolen ? 36 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:45,103 2 positron accelerators, 37 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:47,972 4 reverse flux polarity indicators, 38 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:50,174 and, uh, one parabolic sine wave generator. 39 00:01:50,242 --> 00:01:53,477 and what does all that equipment do ? 40 00:01:53,545 --> 00:01:55,513 i have absolutely no idea. 41 00:01:55,580 --> 00:01:56,681 but, although the missing goods 42 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:57,782 are high-tech, 43 00:01:57,850 --> 00:02:00,418 the method by which they were stolen is not. 44 00:02:00,486 --> 00:02:02,253 these incisions could only 45 00:02:02,321 --> 00:02:05,590 have been made with a samurai sword. 46 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:10,194 and look at this rope. 47 00:02:10,262 --> 00:02:12,196 this can only be the work of ninjas. 48 00:02:12,264 --> 00:02:14,565 the ancient band of japanese warriors. 49 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:15,867 and how can you tell that 50 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:17,135 from the rope, professor ? 51 00:02:17,202 --> 00:02:18,236 well, look for yourself. 52 00:02:18,303 --> 00:02:20,338 it's made in japan. 53 00:02:20,405 --> 00:02:23,908 ninjas--a thousand-year-old clan of assassins. 54 00:02:23,976 --> 00:02:26,244 is it possible they are here in the city ? 55 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:29,914 we're at technology central to answer that question. 56 00:02:29,982 --> 00:02:31,516 for it may be the next target 57 00:02:31,583 --> 00:02:33,518 of these mysterious burglars. 58 00:02:33,585 --> 00:02:35,553 i'll report as soon as anything develops. 59 00:02:35,621 --> 00:02:37,388 April O'Neil, happy hour news. 60 00:02:37,456 --> 00:02:39,024 back to you, Jeff. 61 00:02:41,059 --> 00:02:42,927 come on, April, let's beat it. 62 00:02:42,995 --> 00:02:44,529 nothing's gonna happen here. 63 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:46,698 What are you, a bunch of sissies ? 64 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:47,932 this is gonna be fun. 65 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,834 April, we've got a million bucks 66 00:02:49,902 --> 00:02:51,936 in state-of-the-art equipment here. 67 00:02:52,003 --> 00:02:53,905 i'm not gonna let it sit around 68 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:55,406 in the street in the dead of the night. 69 00:02:55,474 --> 00:02:58,777 ha ha ha ha ! 70 00:02:58,844 --> 00:03:01,413 we're the news media, for cryin' out loud. 71 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,548 who'd want to hurt us ? 72 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:07,151 uh, them maybe ? 73 00:03:09,455 --> 00:03:11,589 the camera ! get to the camera ! 74 00:03:11,656 --> 00:03:14,893 i--i think i left the iron on in my apartment. 75 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,494 yeah, i just remembered 76 00:03:16,562 --> 00:03:18,429 roller derby's on tv tonight. 77 00:03:18,497 --> 00:03:21,866 oh, and i got an appointment with my, uh, dentist. 78 00:03:21,934 --> 00:03:23,501 grrr. 79 00:03:23,568 --> 00:03:25,303 grrr. 80 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:28,106 we got a message for you from the big boss man. 81 00:03:28,173 --> 00:03:31,209 he warns you should stick to reportin' fashion shows. 82 00:03:31,276 --> 00:03:33,077 ok, sure. 83 00:03:33,145 --> 00:03:34,579 no problem. 84 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:36,981 he don't believe you. 85 00:03:40,018 --> 00:03:41,452 here. catch. 86 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:57,068 rip it out ! 87 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:00,538 over there ! 88 00:04:07,379 --> 00:04:09,046 this is great ! 89 00:04:09,114 --> 00:04:10,715 i must really be on to something hot 90 00:04:10,782 --> 00:04:12,217 if they're trying to kill me. 91 00:04:20,726 --> 00:04:23,861 sign-off time, April O'Neil. 92 00:04:23,929 --> 00:04:25,463 grrr. 93 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:26,864 chill out, homeboy. 94 00:04:26,932 --> 00:04:30,368 hey, watch it with that thing, pal ! 95 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:33,537 oh, whoever you are, you are dead ! 96 00:04:51,923 --> 00:04:52,790 uhh ! uhh ! 97 00:04:54,393 --> 00:04:56,327 whoa, weird-looking dudes. 98 00:04:56,395 --> 00:04:58,296 yeah, and they dress funny, too. 99 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:01,266 i don't know who you are, but thanks. 100 00:05:02,501 --> 00:05:04,669 you're not human ! 101 00:05:04,736 --> 00:05:07,638 bingo. we're dealing with a real mind here. 102 00:05:07,706 --> 00:05:09,707 you're--you're turtles ! 103 00:05:09,775 --> 00:05:11,475 yep, so we are. 104 00:05:11,543 --> 00:05:14,044 oh, i can't handle this. 105 00:05:17,849 --> 00:05:21,852 aw, she's no fun. she fainted. 106 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,287 what the devil ? 107 00:05:31,963 --> 00:05:35,533 w-where am i ? 108 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,236 some hot tea ? 109 00:05:38,303 --> 00:05:39,937 i don't believe this. 110 00:05:40,005 --> 00:05:41,473 ohh... 111 00:05:43,275 --> 00:05:44,875 i wish she'd stop doing that. 112 00:05:44,943 --> 00:05:47,211 come on, lady. wake up. 113 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:48,780 aah ! 114 00:05:48,847 --> 00:05:50,548 hey, it's tough trying to carry on 115 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:52,683 a conversation with you, you know ? 116 00:05:52,751 --> 00:05:54,252 perhaps some food 117 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,988 would aid the young lady's powers of speech. 118 00:05:58,157 --> 00:05:59,891 pizza time ! 119 00:06:04,129 --> 00:06:05,363 who had the pepperoni and ice cream ? 120 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:07,866 i want some of the jellybeans and mushrooms. 121 00:06:07,933 --> 00:06:09,200 yeah, give me a slice 122 00:06:09,267 --> 00:06:11,469 of anchovies and peanut butter. 123 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,805 this is seriously grossing me out. 124 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,907 she talks, she walks. 125 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:18,676 how can you eat that junk ? 126 00:06:18,744 --> 00:06:21,212 how can you eat raw fish ? blecchh ! 127 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,480 hold it, guys. 128 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,949 now, April, would you like to tell us 129 00:06:25,016 --> 00:06:26,718 why those men were chasing you around the sewers ? 130 00:06:26,785 --> 00:06:29,987 yeah, we don't get many humans down here. 131 00:06:30,055 --> 00:06:32,223 i was doing a story about a bunch of thefts 132 00:06:32,290 --> 00:06:33,858 at scientific equipment companies. 133 00:06:33,925 --> 00:06:35,460 hey, i'm sitting here, 134 00:06:35,527 --> 00:06:38,229 talking to a bunch of turtles ! 135 00:06:38,296 --> 00:06:39,530 and their pet rat ? 136 00:06:39,598 --> 00:06:41,398 who the heck are you guys ? 137 00:06:41,466 --> 00:06:44,468 perhaps i can best explain. 138 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:47,371 the story of my young friends and i 139 00:06:47,439 --> 00:06:51,409 is really the story of a man named Hamato Yoshi. 140 00:06:51,476 --> 00:06:54,211 in Japan, there is a ninja clan 141 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:55,913 known as the foot. 142 00:06:55,981 --> 00:06:59,651 Hamato Yoshi was their shidoshi-- 143 00:06:59,718 --> 00:07:02,453 teacher of the warrior ways of enlightenment. 144 00:07:02,521 --> 00:07:05,556 Yoshi was a quiet man who loved art, 145 00:07:05,624 --> 00:07:09,026 but one student sought to usurp his leadership 146 00:07:09,094 --> 00:07:12,329 of the foot clan-- 147 00:07:12,397 --> 00:07:14,198 Oroku Saki. 148 00:07:14,266 --> 00:07:17,134 then one day, a master sensei-- 149 00:07:17,202 --> 00:07:18,335 a teacher-- 150 00:07:18,403 --> 00:07:20,171 visited the foot school, 151 00:07:20,238 --> 00:07:23,407 and Oroku Saki made his move. 152 00:07:26,912 --> 00:07:28,179 aah ! 153 00:07:28,246 --> 00:07:29,313 uhh ! 154 00:07:29,381 --> 00:07:30,815 uhh ! 155 00:07:30,882 --> 00:07:32,317 impudent dog ! 156 00:07:32,384 --> 00:07:34,585 bow before our beloved master ! 157 00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:39,390 so, you plot to kill 158 00:07:39,457 --> 00:07:41,392 our honorable sensei ! 159 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:43,160 disgraceful. hmm ! 160 00:07:43,228 --> 00:07:45,963 for this misdeed, you should be banished 161 00:07:46,031 --> 00:07:48,399 from the foot clan altogether. 162 00:07:48,467 --> 00:07:52,136 what say you, all-wise sensei ? 163 00:07:53,938 --> 00:07:57,040 i say throw the bum out ! 164 00:07:57,108 --> 00:08:00,043 in disgrace, Yoshi fled to America. 165 00:08:00,111 --> 00:08:04,548 penniless, he was forced to live in the sewers, 166 00:08:04,616 --> 00:08:06,584 in these underground tunnels. 167 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:09,654 his only friends were the rats... 168 00:08:16,861 --> 00:08:18,462 until one day, 169 00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:21,899 some new friends came down the drain. 170 00:08:21,966 --> 00:08:24,068 back in japan, 171 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:26,570 under Oroku Saki's evil leadership... 172 00:08:26,638 --> 00:08:28,272 hyah ! 173 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:32,543 the foot clan turned into an army of crime. 174 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:34,678 all: stick 'em up ! 175 00:08:34,746 --> 00:08:36,314 back in new york, 176 00:08:36,381 --> 00:08:39,817 Yoshi lived happily with his turtles and rats, 177 00:08:39,885 --> 00:08:42,086 but then one day... 178 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:56,433 so hamato Yoshi found found the turtles 179 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:57,668 covered with goo ? 180 00:08:57,736 --> 00:08:59,203 bingo. you get the feeling 181 00:08:59,270 --> 00:09:01,171 all this is starting to lead somewhere ? 182 00:09:01,239 --> 00:09:03,674 it was a powerful mutagen. 183 00:09:03,742 --> 00:09:06,077 it caused whoever touched it 184 00:09:06,144 --> 00:09:08,846 to take on the form of whatever animal 185 00:09:08,914 --> 00:09:13,084 they had most recently been in contact with. 186 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:15,853 the turtles started becoming human. 187 00:09:15,921 --> 00:09:19,557 they had most recently been with Yoshi, 188 00:09:19,624 --> 00:09:24,695 but Yoshi had most recently been with the rats. 189 00:09:24,763 --> 00:09:27,231 then Hamato Yoshi is... 190 00:09:27,299 --> 00:09:28,699 you ! 191 00:09:28,767 --> 00:09:31,202 you got a mind like a steel trap, lady. 192 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:35,373 my 4 young wards nicknamed me Splinter 193 00:09:35,441 --> 00:09:37,075 for obvious reasons. 194 00:09:38,877 --> 00:09:40,544 i, in turn, named them 195 00:09:40,612 --> 00:09:43,214 after my favorite renaissance painters. 196 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:47,118 i knew the outside world would consider them freaks, 197 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:50,654 so i trained them in the art of ninjitsu. 198 00:09:50,722 --> 00:09:52,256 Donatello, 199 00:09:52,324 --> 00:09:55,993 whose simple wooden bo can disarm any adversary. 200 00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:57,561 Raphael-- 201 00:09:57,629 --> 00:10:01,832 no sword on earth can withstand his sai. 202 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,267 Leonardo-- 203 00:10:03,335 --> 00:10:06,504 his swordsmanship is unmatched. 204 00:10:06,571 --> 00:10:08,072 Michelangelo, 205 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:11,275 master of the whirling nunchakus. 206 00:10:11,343 --> 00:10:14,245 and master of the whirling pizzas. 207 00:10:14,312 --> 00:10:17,281 and that is how they became... 208 00:10:17,349 --> 00:10:21,019 the teenage mutant ninja turtles. 209 00:10:21,086 --> 00:10:23,788 so, do you know who dropped that mutagen on you ? 210 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:26,024 no, but one day we're gonna find him 211 00:10:26,091 --> 00:10:29,894 and force him to make our master human once more. 212 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,595 so, what do you think ? 213 00:10:31,663 --> 00:10:34,332 i think you committed those robberies. 214 00:10:36,067 --> 00:10:37,768 uh-uh-uh-uh. wait a minute. 215 00:10:37,836 --> 00:10:38,969 did i miss something here ? 216 00:10:39,037 --> 00:10:40,571 ain't you up on current events, lady ? 217 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:42,406 we just saved your life ! 218 00:10:42,473 --> 00:10:44,608 the thieves were ninjas, pal. 219 00:10:44,676 --> 00:10:47,478 yeah, but were they turtles ? 220 00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:48,979 it doesn't matter. 221 00:10:49,047 --> 00:10:50,448 you're still news. 222 00:10:50,515 --> 00:10:52,717 no way. you put us on tv, 223 00:10:52,784 --> 00:10:55,285 and scientists will be after us. 224 00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:57,455 we spent half our lives crawlin' around 225 00:10:57,522 --> 00:10:59,323 the bottom of a glass bowl, 226 00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:01,325 and we ain't going back. 227 00:11:01,393 --> 00:11:03,260 which means you're staying here 228 00:11:03,328 --> 00:11:05,629 until we work this out. 229 00:11:05,697 --> 00:11:08,332 where the devil's April ? 230 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,601 she's been gone almost a day. 231 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:11,536 well, it's not like 232 00:11:11,603 --> 00:11:13,170 she was irreplaceable or anything. 233 00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:14,271 look at that-- 234 00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:17,141 another high-tech warehouse hit last night. 235 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:18,709 this story's heating up, 236 00:11:18,777 --> 00:11:21,579 and i have to lose my second best reporter. 237 00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:24,248 April wasn't your second best reporter. 238 00:11:24,315 --> 00:11:27,017 well, third best... maybe. 239 00:11:30,088 --> 00:11:32,456 hey, i got it ! 240 00:11:32,524 --> 00:11:35,292 she stays here with us for the rest of her life. 241 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,127 try again, mr. wizard. 242 00:11:37,195 --> 00:11:38,462 look, why don't we just 243 00:11:38,529 --> 00:11:40,397 find these ninja thieves for her ? 244 00:11:40,465 --> 00:11:41,832 and perhaps she could help us 245 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:43,868 find a cure for Splinter's condition. 246 00:11:43,935 --> 00:11:45,535 if you get me my story. 247 00:11:45,603 --> 00:11:46,937 we'll get your story. 248 00:11:47,005 --> 00:11:49,140 just make sure you leave us out of it. 249 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:51,642 now, wait a minute. she's gonna help us ? 250 00:11:51,709 --> 00:11:53,710 yeah. so ? 251 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,312 well, uh, no offense, lady, 252 00:11:55,380 --> 00:11:57,214 but, uh, you're a human. 253 00:11:57,282 --> 00:12:00,484 exactly. she can get into places we can't. 254 00:12:00,551 --> 00:12:02,286 i guess anything's worth a try, 255 00:12:02,353 --> 00:12:04,054 no matter how weird. 256 00:12:04,122 --> 00:12:06,657 those 4 weirdos beat the pants off us, 257 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:07,825 mr. Shredder. 258 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,093 i know that, you idiots. 259 00:12:10,161 --> 00:12:11,862 did you get a good look at them ? 260 00:12:11,930 --> 00:12:14,064 did they look like reptiles ? 261 00:12:14,132 --> 00:12:16,600 i didn't get such a good look, you know ? 262 00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:19,036 get out, you cretins ! 263 00:12:19,104 --> 00:12:21,105 they could have been turtles. 264 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:22,706 i must know. 265 00:12:22,774 --> 00:12:24,542 all right, let's check out the spot 266 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,144 where we fought those punks. 267 00:12:26,211 --> 00:12:27,878 maybe they left a clue behind. 268 00:12:27,946 --> 00:12:29,680 are you out of your shell, Donatello ? 269 00:12:29,747 --> 00:12:31,182 come on, you think those punks 270 00:12:31,249 --> 00:12:33,284 would just leave evidence lying around ? 271 00:12:41,092 --> 00:12:43,427 we're not gonna find anything here. 272 00:12:44,996 --> 00:12:47,731 ninja pizza. what do you know ? 273 00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:51,235 dudes, do you realize what this is ? 274 00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:52,470 the crucial piece of evidence 275 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:53,504 we were looking for ? 276 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:54,738 the clue which will lead us 277 00:12:54,806 --> 00:12:56,507 to the heart of the evil ninja empire ? 278 00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:57,875 no, even better ! 279 00:12:57,942 --> 00:13:00,211 it's a place where we can get some pizza ! 280 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,445 right on ! 281 00:13:01,513 --> 00:13:03,581 ok, i'll head up there and check it out. 282 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:06,617 no. no, April. it's too dangerous. 283 00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:10,621 you wouldn't last 5 minutes in a ninja pizza parlor. 284 00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:13,057 i love saying lines like that. 285 00:13:13,124 --> 00:13:14,792 we'd better go with you, April. 286 00:13:14,859 --> 00:13:16,260 that's right. and besides, 287 00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:17,528 we're hungry. 288 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:19,497 look, guys, if you draw a lot of attention, 289 00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:20,964 we'll be in big trouble. 290 00:13:21,032 --> 00:13:23,201 relax. we know all about humans. 291 00:13:23,268 --> 00:13:24,202 oh. 292 00:13:24,269 --> 00:13:25,969 we watch a lot of tv. 293 00:13:26,037 --> 00:13:28,005 we're in big trouble. 294 00:13:34,045 --> 00:13:35,880 old lady: aah ! 295 00:13:35,947 --> 00:13:38,649 monsters ! aah ! 296 00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,150 relax, lady. we-- 297 00:13:42,687 --> 00:13:45,289 one twitch, and you're history, scum. 298 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,091 now back off ! 299 00:13:47,158 --> 00:13:49,226 nice and easy. 300 00:13:51,195 --> 00:13:53,497 we're gonna get nowhere 301 00:13:53,565 --> 00:13:56,033 unless we do something about your looks. 302 00:13:57,802 --> 00:13:59,236 wait here. 303 00:14:03,908 --> 00:14:06,176 here's lookin' at you, kid. 304 00:14:06,244 --> 00:14:08,312 well, it's a slight improvement. 305 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:09,813 now, just keep quiet. 306 00:14:09,881 --> 00:14:12,015 and don't draw attention to yourselves. 307 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:15,352 psst ! yo, my man. 308 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:16,353 three-card monte ? 309 00:14:18,022 --> 00:14:19,623 cut the cards, slim. 310 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:23,894 nice going, Raphael. 311 00:14:23,962 --> 00:14:26,030 only half the people on the street saw that. 312 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:27,231 i'm Leonardo. 313 00:14:27,298 --> 00:14:28,332 oh, sorry. 314 00:14:28,399 --> 00:14:31,035 fake teeth, goofy noses, 315 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,436 get 'em here ! 316 00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:34,571 hey, April, why do humans want to make themselves 317 00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:36,406 dumber-lookin' than they already are. 318 00:14:36,474 --> 00:14:38,675 i really don't know, Michelangelo. 319 00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:39,743 i'm Raphael. 320 00:14:39,811 --> 00:14:40,911 oh, sorry. 321 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,447 April ? yes ? 322 00:14:43,514 --> 00:14:44,714 why do human beings 323 00:14:44,782 --> 00:14:46,050 want to make themselves deaf ? 324 00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:48,652 i really have no idea, Leonardo. 325 00:14:48,719 --> 00:14:49,820 i'm Donatello. 326 00:14:49,887 --> 00:14:51,055 sorry ! 327 00:14:52,890 --> 00:14:55,192 uh, April ? what ?! 328 00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:56,860 we're here. oh. 329 00:14:56,928 --> 00:14:58,162 ninja dry cleaners ? 330 00:14:58,229 --> 00:14:59,664 ninja shoe repairs ? 331 00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:01,165 ninja video rentals ? 332 00:15:01,232 --> 00:15:03,000 ninja dentist ? ow ! 333 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:05,102 i can't put my finger on it, 334 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,771 but there's something suspicious 335 00:15:06,838 --> 00:15:08,539 about this neighborhood. 336 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:13,911 hyah ! 337 00:15:13,978 --> 00:15:16,113 hey, come on ! i'm starving, guys ! 338 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:21,385 don't you guys think about anything but pizza ? 339 00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:22,720 not unless we have to. 340 00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:25,523 welcome to ninja pizza, 341 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:28,659 home of the nice slice. 342 00:15:31,295 --> 00:15:33,364 don't you think there's something a little strange 343 00:15:33,431 --> 00:15:34,598 about this place ? 344 00:15:34,666 --> 00:15:36,933 boy, i'll say. they don't have pepperoni. 345 00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:39,570 no, i mean those ninjas. 346 00:15:39,637 --> 00:15:40,837 it's just a gag. 347 00:15:40,905 --> 00:15:43,240 come on, whoever heard of a bunch of ninjas 348 00:15:43,308 --> 00:15:44,708 hanging out in a pizzeria ? 349 00:15:44,775 --> 00:15:48,011 you're a bunch of ninjas, and you're in a pizzeria. 350 00:15:48,079 --> 00:15:51,214 and for that matter, whoever heard of talking turtles ? 351 00:15:52,684 --> 00:15:55,185 this April O'Neil is getting closer 352 00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:56,887 to my operation. 353 00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,689 i blame myself. 354 00:15:58,756 --> 00:16:02,459 i should not have sent a punk to do a ninja's job. 355 00:16:03,761 --> 00:16:05,496 uh, one sashimi pizza 356 00:16:05,563 --> 00:16:07,465 and 3 whipped cream pizzas. 357 00:16:07,532 --> 00:16:09,266 eat in good health. 358 00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:15,973 listen, uh, what happened to April ? 359 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,809 i guess she wasn't hungry. 360 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,310 "manhattan security services. " 361 00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:21,812 security services ? 362 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,413 hmm. 363 00:16:23,481 --> 00:16:25,449 why, of course we can help. 364 00:16:25,516 --> 00:16:28,185 we offer protection to many scientific firms 365 00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,986 throughout the city. 366 00:16:30,054 --> 00:16:33,357 security team "c, " report to reception. 367 00:16:36,127 --> 00:16:38,295 i've got another scientific equipment company 368 00:16:38,363 --> 00:16:41,532 lined up, just waitin' to be cleaned out. 369 00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:46,137 i found them. 370 00:16:46,204 --> 00:16:49,340 send a camera crew to--mmph ! 371 00:16:57,049 --> 00:16:59,150 i'm concerned about April. 372 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,555 what is it, Raphael ? a threatening note ? 373 00:17:04,622 --> 00:17:06,923 worse than that. it's the check ! 374 00:17:08,259 --> 00:17:09,926 ok, April, where are you hiding ? 375 00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:14,665 hey, it's April's wallet. 376 00:17:14,732 --> 00:17:15,766 and over there ! 377 00:17:19,937 --> 00:17:21,205 April's press pass. 378 00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:24,141 yeah, i'd know that wad of used chewing gum anywhere. 379 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,810 uh, you get the feeling April's in trouble ? 380 00:17:26,878 --> 00:17:27,911 well, either that, 381 00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:30,947 or she's got a big hole in her purse. 382 00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:34,484 April's purse. come on. 383 00:17:38,322 --> 00:17:41,524 careful, Raphael. it could be a trap. 384 00:17:41,592 --> 00:17:42,860 yep, it's a trap. 385 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:52,035 there is something weird about this. 386 00:17:58,143 --> 00:17:59,910 clang ? did you say clang ? 387 00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:03,080 check those dudes out. 388 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,182 dudes, nuts. they're robots. 389 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,650 robots ? 390 00:18:06,717 --> 00:18:08,051 let's rock ! 391 00:18:12,757 --> 00:18:15,259 ha ha ! show 'em some moves, Donatello ! 392 00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:21,031 i know that fighting style. 393 00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:23,500 it is the foot technique. 394 00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:25,002 could it be... 395 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,370 Hamato Yoshi still lives ? 396 00:18:30,775 --> 00:18:33,043 hey ! what the heck ? 397 00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:39,116 eat this ! 398 00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:50,394 where are these guys gettin' their gear, 399 00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:51,395 mars ? 400 00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:52,897 let's show them 401 00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:55,198 that turtles know how to party. 402 00:19:04,342 --> 00:19:05,876 they're getting away ! 403 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:08,278 that's what they think. come on ! 404 00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:13,517 how are we gonna get down there ? 405 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:14,718 like this. 406 00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:25,362 where is everybody ? 407 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,497 well, it's late. they probably went home. 408 00:19:27,565 --> 00:19:31,535 Shredder: so, they are up above. 409 00:19:31,602 --> 00:19:33,704 but who are they ? 410 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:35,272 hey, look, 411 00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:36,940 an acme technologies 412 00:19:37,008 --> 00:19:38,876 digital video transceiver. 413 00:19:38,943 --> 00:19:41,211 this is big-league gear. 414 00:19:41,278 --> 00:19:45,315 whoa, who's the dude with the metal face ? 415 00:19:45,383 --> 00:19:47,251 they are the turtles-- 416 00:19:47,318 --> 00:19:49,185 Hamato Yoshi's turtles ! 417 00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:52,289 they must not discover my technodrome. 418 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:56,793 all foot return to the technodrome at once. 419 00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:59,129 technodrome ? where's that ? 420 00:19:59,196 --> 00:20:03,467 it can only be one way--down. 421 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:10,907 April, wait here. 422 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:14,344 fine by me. 423 00:20:17,214 --> 00:20:19,215 they must be heading for the technodrome. 424 00:20:19,283 --> 00:20:22,051 Shredder: stop the turtles at any cost ! 425 00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,901 got to get to safety ! we'll drown ! 426 00:20:37,968 --> 00:20:40,103 hey, what are we worrying about ? 427 00:20:40,171 --> 00:20:41,604 we're turtles. 428 00:20:41,672 --> 00:20:43,306 yeah, but she's not. 429 00:20:47,445 --> 00:20:50,047 i owe you one. 430 00:20:50,114 --> 00:20:53,850 i don't know if i can take much more of this ! 431 00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:55,485 hey, look on the bright side. 432 00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:57,687 at least it's not raining. 433 00:21:08,232 --> 00:21:10,834 cowabunga ! 434 00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:16,540 the roof ! come on ! 435 00:21:21,913 --> 00:21:23,514 we've got to get out of here ! 436 00:21:30,921 --> 00:21:33,390 well, i'd say the ninja crime wave 437 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,125 is a washout. 438 00:21:35,192 --> 00:21:37,394 this is what the ninja robots wore. 439 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,695 as i feared. 440 00:21:38,763 --> 00:21:41,898 it is the uniform of the foot clan. 441 00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:44,568 my old enemy Oroku Saki 442 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,136 must be nearby. 443 00:21:46,203 --> 00:21:48,472 relax. everything about that place 444 00:21:48,539 --> 00:21:50,039 went straight down the drain. 445 00:21:50,107 --> 00:21:51,608 the robots, perhaps. 446 00:21:51,676 --> 00:21:54,878 but Saki is no easy adversary to beat. 447 00:21:54,945 --> 00:21:57,748 master Splinter, if he lives, we'll find him. 448 00:21:57,815 --> 00:22:00,250 we turtles don't know the meaning of the word defeat. 449 00:22:00,318 --> 00:22:01,918 that's right. we never bothered 450 00:22:01,986 --> 00:22:03,987 to look it up in the dictionary. 451 00:22:04,054 --> 00:22:06,723 don't you guys take anything seriously ? 452 00:22:06,790 --> 00:22:07,857 of course we do. 453 00:22:07,925 --> 00:22:08,791 like what ? 454 00:22:10,628 --> 00:22:13,497 i should have guessed. oh, well. 455 00:22:13,564 --> 00:22:15,599 give me a slice of the bananas and sausage, 456 00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:17,234 will ya ?